Real Name: Rev. Ivan Ronald Schablotski

Date of Birth: 1969

Aliases: Crazy Ivan, Neuron, Kavik, "Anti-Logic",
Reynardo the Mad Fish-Monger

Height: 5 ft. 9 in.

Weight: 178 lbs. (most of the time).

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Brown

Occupations:Electronics Technician,
Therianthropologist, M*O*N*S*T*A*A*H field agent,
Active Duty military service member, Ordained Minister
in the Universal Church of Life

Identity: Secret -- the general public is unaware of Schablotski's existence, and all official documents
regarding him and his family have been classified
Secret.

Legal Status: Citizen of the United States with no
records at all.

Place of Birth: Louisville, Kentucky

Marital Status: Married

Known Relatives: Wife (Kismet), Son (Janos), Daughter
(Paige), Cousins of importance (Mike Talbot,
FriTz, and "Slick"), distant relatives (Richard Marion
Renfield, Pres. Harry S. Truman

Group Affiliations: M*O*N*S*T*A*A*H, The Enigma Quorum, The Vogue Rogues, The Department of Ordnance
(Semper Maximus), Wold Newton University,
Zhuuklanii-Lycanthropist League (SLL)

Base of Operation: Formerly the "Rogues Gallery" in
Louisville, KY. Currently undisclosed military
compound.

Special Weapons: Razor sharp wit, usually dripping
with deadly sarcasm.

Special Abilities: Keen analytical mind adept at
drawing conclusions from the tinyest of clues, often
resulting in completely incorrect conclusions. Does a
fair number of decent impersonations. Also, there's
that lycanthropy thing (hardly worth mentioning, really).