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M*O*N*S*T*A*A*H FREELANCE OPERATIVE
Kurt Roberts




Real Name: Kurt Maximillian Roberts


Date of Birth: 11/28/63

Aliases: Welshbard (aka Owain Ap Rhys)

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 200 (or thereabouts)

Eyes:Brown

Hair: Brown (and vanishing due to ancient curse on my family)

Occupations: Screenwriter/poet, part time medieval bard.


Identity: Semi-secret.


Legal Status: American citizen with no criminal record.



Place of Birth: Salem Center, New York.


Marital Status: All too single.



Known Relatives: Owyn Glyndwyr...rebel welsh prince, guy who rented Paul Revere his horse....



Group Affiliations: Member Society For Creative Anchronism, Kingdom Of Atlantia, Canton of Baelfire Dunn, former member Shire of Oldenfeld, and Shire of the Storm... Member of Wold-Newton, Monstaah, and Epinions E-Group. Honorary Member Ithacan Foundation.


Base of Operation:Burke Co., NC


Special Weapons: Very old computer that doesn't get internet...collection of walking sticks...a magical chopstick...and a 20 year old Audi 5000 in need of body work..


Special Abilities: Storyteller, I rhyme well...and the unrivaled ability at getting turned down gently by women..


Finishing Move: Falling to my knees and crying like a little girl.

 


History: From an early age I have been recieving mysterious messages that all the great heros of our age (wrongfully described as fictional) are real and related to each. Little did I know that I was getting mystical enlightenment from Philip Jose Farmer...later in my college years...I recieved intitiation by a grey eyed man into the occult battling organization known as the Ithacan Foundation, and was sworn on a stack of Weird Tales and old comics to transcribe their files for public consumption. A task I have undertaken, but I have found that publishers and producers may well be members of the Foundation's enemies,the occult subversive organization known as the Trust. I hope that through the auspices of the Foundation's brother organization MONSTAAH...the truth may finally get out!

 

 




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