The Mad Scientist's Ball...love bites a script by Donna Waylene Moore ©1999with apologies to Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, James Whale, Tchaikovsky, Bob Dylan and Ian Anderson. |
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Mrs. Frankenstein: Youyou horrible man is this your doing? To foil our plans to leave this dreadful place and to start a new life? Dr. Pretorius: It is to foil nothing, my dear if anything, this will bring your husband the recognitionhe deserves Mrs. Frankenstein: And what would you know about what he deserves? Dr. Pretorius: You have met the "monster?" Mrs. Frankenstein: Yes it brought me herehe, she, it Dr. Pretorius: And where, my dear, do you believe
the monster came from? Did it spring from the head of its father? Or
do you think perhaps it rolled out from behind some convenient rock?
Might it have been delivered by some lost and moronic bird? I ask you, my beauty
where do you believe this
monster was born. How came it to be here? Mrs. Frankenstein: I cannot believe that my husband had anything to do with such a travesty against God. I think you a more likely candidate for such irresponsible and blasphemous behavior! Dr. Pretorius: Well, you are not wrong in thinking
I have the courage for such businessthis is truebut I have
not the
talent. Mrs. Frankenstein: I dont believe you! The idea is preposterous! Dr. Pretorius: Preposterous, perhaps, but true
none the less
And do you know how he did it? Robbing graves in the middle of the nightpreserving bodies of the desecrated corpses in baths of Lysol? And when the time came, and his experiments with lesser creatures were successful, he dissected these bodies and stitched them together like some mad quilt into that ravishing creature we all now refer to as the "monster." Mrs. Frankenstein is quiet, absorbing the truth of what Pretorius is saying. She becomes more erect, more thoughtful and quiet. Dr. Pretorius: Cant you see it? You must
have know some of these corpses when they were livingthis is,
after all, a rather small townnot that many fresh bodies for a
resurrectionist to plunder. Perhaps there are parts of the monster you recognize? Has he not constructed something that pleases his aesthetics? Do you not see his eye, no pun intended, in this creature? Mrs. Frankenstein: And what is it you intend doing with me? Dr. Pretorius: Actually, my dear, I would be most pleased to gather your bags from the hallway in your home and drive you to the train station. Mrs. Frankenstein: Thank you. Perhaps you could bring me some clothes, so that I might dress for travel. I can hardly go like this Dr. Pretorius produces one of Mrs. Frankensteins
bags , which she takes wearily
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