Obviously I cannot afford
to reveal my true visage to the world.
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Real Name: Win Scott Eckert
Date of Birth: 1966
Aliases: Big Win, Professor Eckert, Fearless Leader
Height: 6 ft. 2 in
Weight: 210 lbs.
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
Occupations: anthropologist; singer/musician; lawyer; writer; creative mythographical genealogist & Wold Newton historian; honorary MONSTAAH fighter and consultant
Identity: Publicly known; however, much as the secret history of the world discovered by Prof. Eckert and his fellow historians (under the direction of the Honorary Chief Kennel Keeper, Philip José Farmer) has not been released to the public-at-large, so do Eckert’s activities as historian, genealogist, and MONSTAAH consultan
Legal Status: Citizen of the United States of America with no criminal record
Place of Birth: Air Force Academy, Colorado Springs, Colorado
Marital Status: Married
Known Relatives: Classified
Group Affiliations: Chairman, New Wold Newton Meteoritics Society (Radioactive Meteor Club level membership) (1997-present); M*O*N*S*T*A*A*H (2000-present)
Primary Base of Operation: Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Clubs: Cobalt Club (New York, London, Denver); Gateway Club (Brisbane); Diogenes Club (Pall Mall, London; consultant to special section of British Intelligence, Cthulhuoid horrors unit); Blades (London); Baltimore Gun Club; Westerfield Club (San Francisco); The Suicide Club (London); St. James Club (New York); Wanderer’s Club (San Francisco, New York)
Other Consulting Experience: Unnameables Section, Federal Bureau of Investigation; Special Unit 2, Chicago Police Department.
Special Weapons: Twin blazing .45s; special scary laugh
Special Abilities: Organizational effectiveness; team-building; special to intuition to identify and classify arcane MONSTAAH threats originating in alternate universes; high customer-satisfaction ratings (except among those presenting Borderline Personality Disorders with Narcissistic features). Also, pretty decent self-esteem.
Finishing Move: Falling to my knees and crying like a little girl.
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